#hen

Malice is always authentic and sincere. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#authentic #malice #sincere

I do a lot of reading of news so I can be smarter, and I do a lot of watching TV news so I can know why Americans aren't very smart. Then I can point out the hypocrisy of politicians or the media. ↗

— Lizz Winstead

#i #i can #i do #know #lot

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' ↗

— Steven Wright

#around #burned #candle #down #everyone

People keep asking if I believe in ghosts. If you're talking about poltergeists and weird, supernatural phenomena, not really. ↗

— Jerry Zucker

#asking #believe #ghosts #i #i believe

Myths and creeds are heroic struggles to comprehend the truth in the world. ↗

— Ansel Adams

#creeds #heroic #myths #struggles #truth

Another nice thing was that I would type out letters home for the admiral's stewards. They would then feed me the same food the admiral ate. ↗

— Jack Adams

#another #ate #feed #food #home

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder. ↗

— James H. Boren

#charge #delegate #doubt #mumble #ponder

The jazz boom was goin' on then so there was a lot happenin' in New York at that time. ↗

— Mose Allison

#goin #jazz #lot #new #new york

If we knew the meaning to everything that is happening to us, then there would be no meaning. ↗

— Idi Amin

#happening #knew #meaning #then #us

If you're not ready the moment things happen, then you're irrelevant, you might as well not go. ↗

— James F. Amos

#happen #irrelevant #might #moment #ready