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#hips

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #hips




I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#funny #humor #love #money #relationships

It is assured that men of all ages imagine a woman naked when they first meet.


Tiffany Madison


#male-and-female #male-thinking #maleness #men #men-and-women

As regards personal relationships I cannot say that I had any particularly personal intercourse with anyone.


Fritz Sauckel


#anyone #cannot #had #i #intercourse

Her violence frightened me. She always claimed that I was the jealous one, and I was often jealous, but when I saw things working against me I simply became disgusted and withdrew. Lydia was different. She reacted. She was the Head Cheerleader at the Game of Violence.


Charles Bukowski


#relationships #love

Everybody deserves love, but nobody is entitled to it.


Katerina Stoykova Klemer


#love #relationships #love

There is always hope for man or dog in life if only they be cute


Chris Pariseau


#love #men #men-and-dogs #relationships #life

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#death #drown #freeze #freezing #funny

Her face looked ugly in the attempt to avoid tears; it was an ugliness which bound him to her more than any beauty could have done. It isn't being happy together, he thought as though it were a fresh discovery, that makes one love--it's being unhappy together.


Graham Greene


#beauty

So where does the name Adam's apple come from? Most people say that it is from the notion that this bump was caused by the forbidden fruit getting stuck in the throat of Adam in the Garden of Eden. There is a problem with this theory because some Hebrew scholars believe that the forbidden fruit was the pomegranate. The Koran claims that the forbidden fruit was a banana. So take your pick---Adam's apple, Adam's pomegranate, Adam's banana. Eve clearly chewed before swallowing.


Mark Leyner


#funny #humorous #irony #relationships #funny

I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships






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