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I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead ↗

— Michael Summers

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I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinosaur, but due to Federal regulations, we had to release the bones so Ted Kennedy could drive back to the cemetery, drunk.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Love is the castle, doubt is the moat, desire is the paddle and hope is the boat. ↗

— Kellie Elmore

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I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it. ↗

— Michael Summers

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Faith doesn't get you around problems in life and relationships, it gets you through it. ↗

— Jonathan Anthony Burkett

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I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple ↗

— Nicole McKay

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I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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I had a dream about you. You spoke to me. That’s how I knew it was only a fantasy. My mumbled response was too logical for me to be asleep. ↗

— Bauvard

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I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did. ↗

— Michael Summers

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