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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #hips




She texted me telling me her mom was dying, so I did the right thing and texted her back a picture of my erect penis and said, “Let’s start a new family.”



Jarod Kintz


#dying #family #funny #humor #inappropriate

Jack hadn’t thought of love as a promise before—a promise that, even when the world was falling down around him, would stay kept. But without Sutton saying a word, he knew that there would be comfort when he couldn’t sleep tonight. And tomorrow and the day after, there would be a home to go to, even if it was no more than a pair of arms around him and a head tucked close to his in the darkness.


Tamara Allen


#love #lover #lovers #relationships #love

Even now, he is every blue blazer getting into cab, every runner along the river,every motorcycle coming and going.


Melissa Bank


#relationships #love

I milked, of course, and did some work around the barn, and tried not to think about Brian, which was like trying not to breathe.


Catherine Gilbert Murdock


#relationships #love

We fitted together like the two halves of an oyster-shell. I was Narcissus, embracing the pond in which I was about to drown. However much we had to hide our love, however guarded we had to be about our pleasure, I could not long be miserable about a thing so very sweet. Nor, in my gladness, could I quite believe that anybody would be anything but happy for me if only they knew.


Sarah Waters


#happiness #lesbian-partners #lgbt #love #passion

most men know what they hate; few what they love


Charles Caleb Colton


#love

In our relationship, we have very well-defined roles: I am the Vice President of Logistics; he's the CEO of Emotional Support.


Ariel Meadow Stallings


#relationships #love

There is no formula to relationships. They have to be negotiated in loving ways, with room for both parties, what they want and what they need, what they can do and what their life is like. In business, people negotiate to win. They negotiate to get what they want. Maybe you’re too used to that. Love is different. Love is when you are as concerned about someone else’s situation as you are about your own.


Morrie Schwartz


#formula #love #loving-ways #negotiate #relationships

Doing things for someone else is what I love most about relationships, even more than having stuff done for me.


Daria Snadowsky


#love

...and I laugh and I spin and dance and frolic in ecstasy and I... I hurt no more, while you...you petrified little man, are left to wonder if it's you I speak of.


Kellie Elmore


#goodbye #leaving #love #love-quotes #lovers






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