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I'm not really a Jew; just Jew-ish, not the whole hog.


Jonathan Miller


#i #jew #just #really #whole

Style and Structure are the essence of a book; great ideas are hogwash.


Vladimir Nabokov


#essence #great #great ideas #hogwash #ideas

You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.


Bob Parsons


#like #me #put #putting #saddle

A damn independent boy; independent as a hog on ice.


Sam Rayburn


#damn #hog #ice #independent

It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.


Terry Pratchett


#hogfather #humor #terry-pratchett #humor

Captain Phelan and I dislike each other,” Beatrix told her. “In fact, we’re sworn enemies.” Christopher glanced at her quickly. “When did we become sworn enemies?” Ignoring him, Beatrix said to her sister, “Regardless, he’s staying for tea.” “Wonderful,” Amelia said equably. “Why are you enemies, dear?” “I met him yesterday while I was out walking,” Beatrix explained. “And he called Medusa a ‘garden pest,’ and faulted me for bringing her to a picnic.” Amelia smiled at Christopher. “Medusa has been called many worse things around here, including ‘diseased pincushion,’ and ‘perambulating cactus.’


Lisa Kleypas


#humor #names #humor

I’m fairly certain, Captain,” she said, “that the more you discover about me, the more you will dislike me. Therefore, let’s cut to the chase and acknowledge that we don’t like each other. Then we won’t have to bother with the in-between part.” She was so bloody frank and practical about the whole thing that Christopher couldn’t help but be amused. “I’m afraid I can’t oblige you.” “Why not?” “Because when you said that just now, I found myself starting to like you.” “You’ll recover,” she said. Her decisive tone made him want to smile. “It’s getting worse, actually,” he told her. “Now I’m absolutely convinced that I like you.” Beatrix gave him a patently skeptical stare. “What about my hedgehog? Do you like her, too?” Christopher considered that. “Affection for rodents can’t be rushed.” “Medusa isn’t a rodent. She’s an erinaceid.


Lisa Kleypas


#hedgehog #humor #romance #humor

Bluestar's coming on patrol? Watch out for flying hedgehogs!


-Erin Hunter Cloudpaw A Dangerous Path Warriors


#cats #cloudpaw #erin-hunter #flying #funny

Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family men and it is rare to see one by himself; the little woman and the kiddies are usually close at hand.


Ilka Chase


#devoted #family #fellows #fine #hand

An ungrateful man is like a hog under a tree eating acorns, but never looking up to see where they come from.


Timothy Dexter


#eating #hog #like #looking #man






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