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Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....


Christopher Moore


#christ

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.


Anonymous


#philippians- #christ

Blessed are the dumbfucks.


Christopher Moore


#christ

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.


Christopher Moore


#christ

The more we let God take us over, the more truly ourselves we become - because He made us. He invented us. He invented all the different people that you and I were intended to be. . .It is when I turn to Christ, when I give up myself to His personality, that I first begin to have a real personality of my own.


C.S. Lewis


#christ

Reluctantly, I pulled out my necklace and showed it to them. Samuel frowned. The little figure was stylized; I suppose he couldn't tell what it was at first. A dog?" asked Zee, staring at my necklace. A lamb," I said defensively, tucking it safely back under my shirt. "Because one of Christ's names is "The Lamb of God."" Samuel's shoulders shook slightly. "I can see it now, Mercy holding a roomful of vampire at bay with her glowing sheep." I gave his shoulder a hard push, aware of the heat climbing to my cheeks, but it didn't help. He sang in a soft taunting voice, "Mercy had a little lamb...


Patricia Briggs


#nursery-rhyme #samuel #vampires #zee #christ

How else but through a broken heart may Lord Christ enter in?


Oscar Wilde


#christ

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.


Christopher Moore


#sarcasm #christ

When Christ calls a man, he bids him come and die.


Dietrich Bonhoeffer


#missions #persecution #christ

You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.


Christopher Moore


#opening-lines #christ






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