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Now I know what a piece of bacon feels like when it is suddenly picked out of the pan on a fork and put back on the shelf!" "No you don't!" he heard Dori answering, "because the bacon knows that it will get back in the pan sooner or later; and it is to be hoped we shan't. Also eagles aren't forks! ↗


— J.R.R. Tolkien


#humor #relief #humor

Am I the moss on your bark, then?" Ani asked. Enna grabbed her around the waist and shook her affectionately. "You're the mossiest girl I know. ↗


— Shannon Hale


#metaphorical #humor

I know the drill, Clark. But I'll be gone for four years. Will you just hold me tonight? Just spooning, no forking. ↗


— Cardeno C.


#m-m-romance #humor

Did you know that every time a country song is played, a cute little puppy keels over dead? ↗


— Nicole Williams


#humor

Shock and desire have my nerves tingling like I've been struck by horny lightning. ↗


— Nicole Christie


#humorous #humor

Wonder why we can do this,' he called out with his mind. The mental effort of speaking to her was already straining—he felt a headache forming like a bulge in his brain. 'Maybe we were lovers,' Teresa said. Thomas tripped and crashed to the ground. Smiling sheepishly at Minho, who’d turned to look without slowing, Thomas got back up and caught up to him. 'What?' he finally asked. He sensed a laugh from her, a watery image full of color. ↗


— James Dashner


#lovers #maze-runner #telepathy #teresa #humor

The dungeon image helped. "You need to let Maximus go," I stated, my voice stronger now. "No. Wine? ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#vlad #humor

Clarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?' 'One of the. He fired all the others.' 'But not you?' 'He fired me on the second day, but I kept coming in. I had nowhere else to go.' 'And then you killed him.' 'Yes.' 'A Remnant squirmed inside you, and you killed Kenspeckle Grouse.' 'Yes.' Nye grinned. 'You're hired. But I have warn you, if you try to kill me, I will dissect you and sing along to your screams.' 'Can I have Mondays off?' 'You may. ↗


— Derek Landy


#dr-nye #humor #skulduggery-pleasant #death

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers. ↗


— Eoin Colfer


#humor #humor

Let’s quit our jobs and fuck all day. ↗


— Cara McKenna


#humor #sex #humor






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