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Hardy! Hardy —” He had come for me. I nearly lost it then. In the wild torrent of relief and gratitude, there were at least a dozen things I wanted to tell him at once. But the first thing that came out was a fervent, “I'm so sorry I didn't have sex with you.” I heard his low laugh. “I am too. But honey, there are a couple of maintenance guys with me who can hear every word we're saying.” “I don't care,” I said desperately. “Get me out of here and I swear I'll sleep with you. ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#hardy #haven #humor #travises #humor

She is crazy. Head to head with an ogre. Loony Lolli, Sketchy Dave, Crazy Val. You're all a bunch of freaks." Val made a formal bow, dipping her head in their direction, and then sat on the blanket. Loony Luis, more likely," Lolli said, kicking her flip-flop in his direction. Luis One-Eye," Dave said. Luis smirked. "Bug-head Dave." Princess Luis," Dave said. "Prince Valiant." Val laughed, thinking of the first time Dave had called her that. "How about Dreaded Dave?" Luis leaned over, grabbing his brother in a headlock, both of them rolling on the cloth, and said, "How about Baby Brother? Baby Brother Dave?" Hey," Lolli said. "What about me? I want to be a princess like Luis. ↗


— Holly Black


#humor

If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down. ↗


— Simon R. Green


#humor

Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. ↗


— Jerome K. Jerome


#humor

She shuddered. “Oh, no. I hate chocolate.” Will looked horrified. “What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry at all. ↗


— Jill Conner Browne


#jewelry #women #humor

I can't bare you when you're not amusing. ↗


— Evelyn Waugh


#humor

Dr. Jacobus, I am walking out your doors right now. I need clothes. I am going to Vatican City. One does not go to Vatican City with ones ass hanging out. Do I make myself clear? ↗


— Dan Brown


#robert-langdon #vatican-city #humor

Nothing great is ever accomplished by following standards. ↗


— Geoffroy Birtz


#humour #science #humor

He shivered. His coat was thin, and it was obvious he would not get his kiss, which he found puzzling. The manly heroes of the penny dreadfuls and shilling novels never had these problems getting kissed. ↗


— Neil Gaiman


#novels #humor






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