#hum

I'm a fully paid-up member of the human race. ↗

— Charles Kennedy

#human #human race #i #member #race

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills. ↗

— Sophie Kinsella

#shopaholic #humor

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#humor

I don't like him." Looking from Kale to Alex, Ginger said, "I don't like cabbage. Do you see me taking on the produce section of the food store? ↗

— Jus Accardo

#old-lady #wisdom #food

How prone poor Humanity is to dam up the minutest remnants of its freedom, and build an artificial roof to prevent it looking up to the clear blue sky. ↗

— E. T. A. Hoffmann

#blue #blue sky #build #clear #dam

EH.MA.GAWD. ↗

— Lisi Harrison

#humor

Then she began to mutter to herself and gesture to the empty air. oh. Sonny sighed. Just another central park crazy. ↗

— Lesley Livingston

#humor

The first voice they hear is mine, the first touch they feel is mine, the first human face they see is mine. They just think I'm a strange tiger who walks on two legs. ↗

— Roy Horn

#feel #first #hear #human #human face

boys do have cooties. In high school they're called STDs. ↗

— Nicole Chaloux

#cooties #humor #humor

So many people die with their dreams in their hands. ↗

— Alex Rogers

#inspirational #life #life-and-death #motivational #death