#hum

I'm a novelist. Anything you say can be taken down and used against you in a work of fiction. ↗

— Anne R. Allen

#warning #writer-humor #humor

I always felt, you don’t have a good time doin crime, you may as well find a job. ↗

— Elmore Leonard

#humor

Among our articles of lazy hardware, I recommend the faucet that stops dripping when no one is listening to it. ↗

— Marcel Duchamp

#humor

It was not just that he had terrible style: he also gave the impression that he was deliberately desecrating the very idea of wearing clothes. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#humor

If you masturbate, would that make you an incubator?” I eyed him sideways, struggling not to laugh at his nonplussed expression or the sharp bark of mock outrage that followed. ↗

— Allison Pang

#incubus #humor

Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#humour #life #philosophy #wisdom #wisdom-quote

You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal. ↗

— Tom Upton

#humor #psychiatry #young-adult #humor

And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, really bad heterosexual. ↗

— Carrie Fisher

#humor

And when Franz Ferdinand pays, everybody pays! ↗

— Thomas Pynchon

#humor #prophetic #humor

We're on a planet, relax! ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#philosophy #wisdom #humor