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In closing, I hope everything helps show that I wouldn’t be a fade-out or a person who turns to think to drink or dope when things get tough. I believe that anything is possible if you have the combination of love for what you’re doing and the will to sit down and not get up until it’s done…. ↗


— Kaye Gibbons


#humor #life

Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you’ll never go wrong. ↗


— Tom Upton


#life #life

Read your work aloud, if you can, if you aren't too embarrassed by the sound of your voice ringing out when you are alone in a room. Chances are that the sentence you can hardly pronounce without stumbling is a sentence that needs to be reworked to make it smoother and more fluent. A poet once told me that he was reading a draft of a new poem aloud to himself when a thief broke into his Manhattan loft. Instantly surmising that he had entered the dwelling of a madman, the thief turned and ran without taking anything, and without harming the poet. So it maybe that reading your work aloud will not only improve its quality but save your life in the process. ↗


— Francine Prose


#writing #life

Αν ήμουν σίγουρη ότι θα μπορώ να γράφω και μετά θάνατον, θα πέθαινα κάθε χρόνο ή τουλάχιστον χρόνο παρά χρόνο. ↗


— Ζυράννα Ζατέλη


#writing-life #life

Life is one big chore. ↗


— Jemina Akhtar


#life

I've never, ever, ever -- in my entire life -- fought over a man. I've fought women who've hit me because of a man, but then I was fighting to bust her ass, not defend his. ↗


— Karen E. Quinones Miller


#humor #life

I'm seriously laughing ↗


— Guy Harduf


#humor #laugh #self-improvement #life

The first glance at the pillow showed me a repulsive sentinel perched upon each end of it--cockroaches as large as peach leaves--fellows with long, quivering antennae and fiery, malignant eyes. They were grating their teeth like tobacco worms, and appeared to be dissatisfied about something. I had often heard that these reptiles were in the habit of eating off sleeping sailors' toe nails down to the quick, and I would not get in the bunk any more. I lay down on the floor. But a rat came and bothered me, and shortly afterward a procession of cockroaches arrived and camped in my hair. In a few moments the rooster was crowing with uncommon spirit and a party of fleas were throwing double somersaults about my person in the wildest disorder, and taking a bite every time they stuck. I was beginning to feel really annoyed. I got up and put my clothes on and went on deck. The above is not overdrawn; it is a truthful sketch of inter-island schooner life. ↗


— Mark Twain


#exaggeration #humor #pests #sailing #sailor

Everything made by human hands looks terrible under magnification--crude, rough, and asymmetrical. But in nature every bit of life is lovely. And the more magnification we use, the more details are brought out, perfectly formed, like endless sets of boxes within boxes. ↗


— Roman Vishniac


#details #humans #magnification #perfection #life

Don't you oh well me,sir," Miss Maudie replied, recognizing Jem's fatalistic noises, "you are not old enough to appreciate what I said. ↗


— Harper Lee


#life-lessons #life






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