#hum

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. ↗

— George W. Bush

#dumb #humor #humor

God, I love a man with a big vocabulary. ↗

— Tiffany Reisz

#humor

Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#humor

I don’t understand how I could have believed you were a warm, affectionate, and tenderhearted person! You’re obviously as prickly as a porcupine and any man who comes close to you will end up with a face full of quills! ↗

— Colleen Houck

#love #romance #humor

We are medium-sized mammals who only prosper because we've developed a half-arsed ability to terraform the less suitable bits of the planet we evolved on, and we're conscious of our inevitable decay and death, and we can't live anywhere else. There is no invisible sky daddy to give us immortal life and a harp and wings when we die. ↗

— Charles Stross Cory Doctorow

#death #humanity #life #religion #death

Less bitching...more learning. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#humor #vlad #humor

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humorous #humor

Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#sex #humor

I'm not trouble at all. I'm just a guy trying to get a girl to give him the time of day. I'm like every song on the radio. ↗