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#hum

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I know that our world is going through a very difficult time right now, but I will never lose my faith in humanity, and our incredible ability to overcome just about anything. ↗


— Yanni


#humanity #power #faith

Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly; In my own way, and with my full consent. Say what you will, kings in a tumbrel rarely Went to their deaths more proud than this one went. Some nights of apprehension and hot weeping I will confess; but that's permitted me; Day dried my eyes; I was not one for keeping Rubbed in a cage a wing that would be free. If I had loved you less or played you slyly I might have held you for a summer more, But at the cost of words I value highly, And no such summer as the one before. Should I outlive this anguish, and men do, I shall have only good to say of you. ↗


— Edna St. Vincent Millay


#humor #true-to-life #way-to-be #death

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far. ↗


— Stephen Colbert


#weight #humor

It is difficult to be generous-minded to those we have greatly harmed. ↗


— P.D. James


#grudge #human-nature #forgiveness

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him -- which I assumed was wildly out of his control -- that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he has kissed me. ↗


— The Harvard Lampoon


#humor

He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#humor

Sometimes I want to be human for you. ↗


— Sarah Rees Brennan


#humanity #love #nick-ryves #family

That evening, Dudley paraded around the living room for the family in his brand new uniform...As he looked at Dudley in his new knickerbockers, Uncle Vernon said gruffly that if was the proudest moment of his life. Aunt Petunia burst into tears and said she couldn't believe it was her Ickle Dudleykins, he looked so handsome and grown-up. Harry didn't trust himself to speak. He thought two of his ribs might already have cracked from trying not to laugh. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#family

Honestly, we don't kick or bite or throw potatoes at all our guests." A crooked smile touched Lord Bradford's lips. "Your family has spirit," he said, taking his hat from Azalea. "I enjoyed the evening." "Well, yes, you've just come from a war," said Azalea. ↗


— Heather Dixon


#family

The ill-informed masses included her own family among their ranks, a family that specialized in being both inconvenient and asinine. ↗


— Gail Carriger


#humor #soulless #family






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