#hum

In life there are heads and there are tails however when one starts to excrete thoughts out of the latter and proceed to relieve yourself out of the former than you've become too full of yourself. ↗

— Ryan Cayne

#inspirational #truth #inspirational

Graham is late for school because I had him stay up late to watch Citizen Kane. ↗

— Elwy Yost

#inspirational #real-life #inspirational

I love to read; I love to listen; I love to talk -- in that order. ↗

— C.L. Gammon

#inspirational #inspirational

Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name ↗

— Construction wall Philadelphia

#inspirational #inspirational

Elizabeth Bachinsky, Darren Bifford, Jason Camelot, Rachel Cyr, Tara Flanagan, Lilly Fiorentino, John Goldbach, David McGimpsey, Evan Munday, Sachiko Murakami, Ian Orti, Marisa Grizenko, Christina Palassio, Mike Spry, Darren Wershler. ↗

— Jon Paul Fiorentino

#disgusting #humanistic-individualism #inspirational #light #namedropping

A grapefruit is ionly a lemon that saw an oppurtunity and took advantage of it. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#inspirational #inspirational

There is an old Arab Bedouin saying: I, against my brothers. I and my brothers against my cousins. I and my brothers and my cousins against the world. That is jungle law. It is the way of the world when the world is thrown into chaos. It is our job to avert that chaos, to fight against it, to resist the urge to become savage. Because the problem with such law is that if you follow it, you are always fighting against someone. ↗

— Nafisa Haji

#inspirational #war #inspirational

Billy Pilgrim had a theory about diaries. Women were more likely than men to think that their lives had sufficient meaning to require recording on a daily basis. It was not for the most part a God-is-leading-me-on-a-wondrous-journey kind of meaning, but more an I've-gotta-be-me-but-nobody-cares sentimentalism that passed for meaning, and they usually stopped keeping a diary by the time they hit thirty, because by then they didn't want to ponder the meaning of life anymore because it scared the crap out of them. ↗

— Dean Koontz

#humor #meaningful #men #women #men

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. ↗

— Lana Turner

#been #close #humor #lana #life

You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain. ↗

— George Lakoff

#george-lakeoff #humor-inspirational #political-humor #political-science #politics