#hum

A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly more communicative than me giving you a scrap of paper with a doodle of an erect penis. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

We were all born with the courage to stand up to our fears. If not...then we would have also been born with mouse holes to run into. ↗

— Timothy Pina

#courage

I will never be able to go back to Sweden without knowing inside myself that I'd done all a man could do to save as many Jews as possible ↗

— Raoul Wallenberg

#humanitarianism #the-holocaust #world-war-ii #courage

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

Brower was as courageous a criminal as ever lived to be hanged. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce An Arrest

#courage

Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them. ↗

— Margaret Mitchell

#death #humor #taxes #truth #death

Do I look like I want to be eaten alive after sex? ↗

— Nalini Singh

#power #sex #humor

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with. ↗

— Candace Bushnell

#humor #relationships #soulmates #dating

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#humor #relationships #vampire #dating

Have you dared to eat my son?" I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my mind went straight to the gutter. ↗

— Jennifer Rardin

#death