#hum

Now get some clothes on before the women around here are driven into a frenzy." He gave me a mournful look. "I'm afraid that'll happen with or without clothes, my dear. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#humor

Goodnight baby, sleep in peace. After you kill that bitch!" "Goodnight mom! ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#scifi #humor

It was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#inspirational #life #humor

Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#grammar-humor #humor #humor

Amy," Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. "I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#paranormal-romance #humor

I think that nonexistent mythological creature just broke some of your toes," Jack said. Oh, shut up," said Charles ↗

— James A. Owen

#humor

She threw herself eagerly into the paths of unsuitable men. ↗

— Anne Taintor

#humor

Kim was more than a little inclined to snarl at him, but in the past few days she had learned that snarling at Mairelon did little good. He simply smiled and corrected her grammar. ↗

— Patricia C. Wrede

#magic #humor

The scent of growth, quiet and green, hung heavy in the air. I heard everything. I saw everything. I could count the craters on the moon. I could count every mosquito buzz past, bypassing my tender skin out of respect for a fellow bloodsucker. ↗

— Molly Harper

#vampire #humor

Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who? ↗

— Louise Rennison

#humor #lousie-rennison #humor