#hum

In my world, I am one of the luckiest humans alive. ↗

— Alexander Dale Oen

#am #humans #i #i am #luckiest

The only French word I know is oui, which means “yes,” and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-​u-​i and not w-​e-​e. ↗

— Stephanie Perkins

#humor #humor

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites! ↗

— Kresley Cole

#humor

You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?" "We have a very big bathtub. ↗

— Suzanne Collins

#humor

I've committed to nothing...and that's just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments. ↗

— Nick Hornby

#dark-humor #fiction #personal-insight #rob-gordon #humor

Nice dress. Take it off. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#morelli #romance #humor

There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#humor

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon. ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#humor

There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

#humor