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It is of the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live only for the gratification of it. ↗


— Aristotle


#human-condition #sisyphus #men

There is no such thing as a great man of God, only weak, pitiful, faithless men of a great and merciful God. ↗


— Paul Washer


#sovereignty-of-god #men

You have a minute and a half left." "Fine," she snapped. "Then I'll reduce this conversation to one single fact. Today I had six callers. Six! Can you recall the last time I had six callers?" Anthony just stared at her blankly. "I can't," Daphne continued, in fine form now. "Because it has never happened. Six men marched up our steps, knocked on our door, and gave Humboldt their cards. Six men brought me flowers, engaged me in conversation, and one even recited poetry." Simon winced. "And do you know why?" she demanded, her voice rising dangerously. "Do you?" Anthony, in his somewhat belatedly arrived wisdom, held his tongue. "It is all because he"—she jabbed her forefinger toward Simon—"was kind enough to feign interest in me last night at Lady Danbury's ball. ↗


— Julia Quinn


#humor #men #humor

What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over ↗


— Jerome K. Jerome


#three-men-in-a-boat #men

a spider and a fly i heard a spider and a fly arguing wait said the fly do not eat me i serve a great purpose in the world you will have to show me said the spider i scurry around gutters and sewers and garbage cans said the fly and gather up the germs of typhoid influenza and pneumonia on my feet and wings then i carry these germs into households of men and give them diseases all the people who have lived the right sort of life recover from the diseases and the old soaks who have weakened their systems with liquor and iniquity succumb it is my mission to help rid the world of these wicked persons i am a vessel of righteousness scattering seeds of justice and serving the noblest uses it is true said the spider that you are more useful in a plodding material sort of way than i am but i do not serve the utilitarian deities i serve the gods of beauty look at the gossamer webs i weave they float in the sun like filaments of song if you get what i mean i do not work at anything i play all the time i am busy with the stuff of enchantment and the materials of fairyland my works transcend utility i am the artist a creator and demi god it is ridiculous to suppose that i should be denied the food i need in order to continue to create beauty i tell you plainly mister fly it is all damned nonsense for that food to rear up on its hind legs and say it should not be eaten you have convinced me said the fly say no more and shutting all his eyes he prepared himself for dinner and yet he said i could have made out a case for myself too if i had had a better line of talk of course you could said the spider clutching a sirloin from him but the end would have been just the same if neither of us had spoken at all boss i am afraid that what the spider said is true and it gives me to think furiously upon the futility of literature archy ↗


— Don Marquis


#humor #literature #philosophy #art

People at work eyed me with varying degrees of suspicion or approbation, and a couple of them mistook me for the kind of guy who knew twelve different ways to tie a scarf and whether that scarf clashed with their purse. My helpful tip that most accessories were just needless expenses met with disappointment. ↗


— Cary Attwell


#gay-men #humour #men

Because," she said, "that is what men would call it. They invented Satan, didn't they? Satanic is merely the name they give to the behavior of those who would disrupt the orderly way in which men want to live. ↗


— Anne Rice


#men

How can you wish on a turkey wishbone with a man who is capable of correcting a love letter? ↗


— Bel Kaufman


#love

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. ↗


— Joseph Heller


#love

In love? You're crazy, and even if you weren't, you're too young to get married.' They were like an episode of ENGAGED & UNDERAGE: PSYCHO-KILLER BLACK-MAGIC EDITION. ↗


— Stacey Jay UNDEAD MUCH


#love






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