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Somebody is always hiding something. ↗


— Lisa Lutz


#humor

I'll see she gets them," Brodick said. Judith shook her head. "I want to meet her," she explained. She stood up and walked over to the table. "I have messages to give her from her mother." "I'll be happy to show you the way," Alex volunteered. "I'll do it," Gowrie announced in a much firmer voice. Brodick shook his head. "Isabelle is my sister-in-law," he snapped. "I'll show Judith the way." Iain had opened the door, and stood there listening to the argument. He was having difficulty believing what he was hearing… and seeing. His warriors were acting like lovesick squires while they argued over who would escort Judith. ↗


— Julie Garwood


#lovesickness #humor

If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes. ↗


— Scott Lynch


#wine #humor

I would appreciate it if you would stop… stop… ogling me like that," she hissed, tugging her very modest neckline higher. "It is very embarrassing." She folded her arms across her breasts defensively. He tried to look contrite. "It wasn't me," he confessed. "It was my eyes. They are bold and easily led and have no sense of propriety. ↗


— Anne Gracie


#love #humor

It's only through sheer force and luck that she's yet to take over the world. ↗


— Julia Quinn


#her #humor #takeover #women #world

I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people in awhile. ↗


— John R. Lindensmith


#humor #misanthrope #social-commentary #humor

Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia. Vayl - Why Ferrets? Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD? ↗


— Jennifer Rardin


#humor #jaz-parks #vampire #humor

Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird. ↗


— Anne Lamott


#inspirational #writing #humor

Live each day like it's your last, 'cause one day you gonna be right ↗


— Ray Charles


#life #humor

He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, “I vant to drink your blood” in a heavy, fake Dracula accent. She shrieked, flailed, and a zombie ate her brains on-screen."! ↗


— Rachel Caine


#humor






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