#hum

Men are very sensitive, Mma Makutsi. You would not always think it to look at them, but they are. They do not like you to point out that they are wrong, even when they are. That is the way things are, Mma--it just is. ↗

— Alexander McCall Smith

#men #mma-ramotswe #humor

Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin. ↗

— Sergei Lukyanenko

#anton-gorodetsky #beer #humor #humor

If wishes were horses, what the heck would I need wishes for? ↗

— Elisabeth Wheatley

#humor

Thinking is the most overrated human activity. ↗

— Wendell Berry

#humor #thought #humor

There is a moment, just before I reach it that I consider going up through the lubber's hole because I'm wearing a dress, but I just can't do it. I go to the edge, do the flip over and land on the foretop. If anyone got a peek at my drawers, well, good for them, I hope they enjoyed it. ↗

— L.A. Meyer

#humor #jacky-faber #humor

Talking about a problem sometimes makes it worse. ↗

— Dean Koontz

#life #problems #humor

My nose was running, I couldn’t see worth shit and my brain was still frozen in abject terror. ↗

— Karen Chance

#humor

What's a fracking Cylon? ↗

— Kevin Hearne

#stating-the-obvious #humor

Topaz was wonderfully patient - but sometimes I wonder if it is not only patience, but also a faint resemblance to cows. ↗

— Dodie Smith

#i-capture-the-castle #humor

It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#teeth #humor