#hum

Its Batteries! I just know it! ↗

— Alison

#funny #humor #funny

Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart. ↗

— Peter De Vries

#human #human heart #like #mark #pain

Human history in essence is the history of ideas. ↗

— H. G. Wells

#history #human #human history #ideas #the history of

Join up the different aspects of yourself – sort of like a team. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose. ↗

— J.D. Salinger

#humor

My books are my staple diet. As serious as insulin doses for those who are diabetics! ↗

— Hlovate

#diet

I became a human placebo. ↗

— Bobby Sherman

#human #i #placebo

Did I hear God call me an idiot? ↗

— Wm. Paul Young

#humor #idiot #humor

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom ↗

— George Carlin

#age

Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ↗

— Pope John XXIII

#humor #wine #age