#hum

C'mon kid. Think a minute, even if it hurts. ↗

— Robert Lynn Asprin

#humor

I couldn't help but see; I wasn't blind. I couldn't help but admire; I wasn't dead ↗

— Lori Handeland

#humor

Please don't be dead. Because then I'd have to be the Sorcerer Supreme and there's no way I could rock the 'stache. ↗

— Brian Michael Bendis

#spiderman #humor

Kali waved an impatient hand. "We can't have a pity party right now. I didn't bring the cake. ↗

— Cassidy Hunter

#humor

Are you saying that was real magic?" I said. "That's crazy." "Well, let's see. Are you telling me you just saw the past in a vision. That a monkey in a top hat was trying to murder my chief costumer and head accountant with the most powerful poison in existence using her makeup jar? If so, perhaps I'm not the crazy one here. ↗

— Delilah S. Dawson

#humor #tish #humor

Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism? ↗

— C.D. Payne

#humor #optimism #sex #teens #humor

Thank God for the second amendment. ↗

— Jesse Petersen

#humor

There is a tale...It tells of the days when a blight hung over our land. Nothing prospered. Nothing flourished. Not even zucchini would grow. ↗

— Cameron Dokey

#humorous #humor

When does he ever think?" Richard straddled a chair and accepted a wind cup from Raoul. "If he were to sell his brain, he could claim it had never been used.", Chapter 7 ↗

— Sharon Kay Penman

#humor

It's already 95 degrees outside. Mississippi got the most unorganized weather in the nation. ↗

— Kathryn Stockett

#humor