#hum

I think the thing is with a movie that has this much science fiction in it; you need characters who are more science fact, if you know what I mean, than they are human. ↗

— Joe Morton

#fact #fiction #human #i #i think

The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30. ↗

— Lorne Michaels

#humor #management #snl #tina-fey #funny

If my last name were Bedient, I’d want to Irishize it and have you call me O’Bedient. Of course, just because you call me, doesn’t mean I’ll come. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #irish #obedience #funny

I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children’s imaginations, but they’d also be really affordable. In fact, every toy would be free. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #invisible #toys #funny

I have a dark sense of humor. ↗

— Olivia Munn

#humor #i #sense #sense of humor

I didn't want to be a writer, but I became one. And now I have many readers, in many countries. I think that's a miracle. So I think I have to be humble regarding this ability. I'm proud of it and I enjoy it, and it is strange to say it this way, but I respect it. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#be humble #became #countries #enjoy #his way

Human affairs are not serious, but they have to be taken seriously. ↗

— Iris Murdoch

#human #human affairs #serious #seriously #taken

I think, for me, humour needs to be used like a strong spice - sparingly. ↗

— George Murray

#i #i think #like #me #needs

Contrary to my image, I do have a sense of humour. ↗

— Andy Murray

#humour #i #i do #image #sense

You cannot stop the human mind from working. ↗