#hum

It was the only way to silence you.” She bristled with outrage. “Silence me? You took liberties with my … my … my lips in order to silence me? That was very impertinent of you, Laird. I won’t allow you to do it again.” 6/756 He smiled and folded his arms over his chest. “Aye, you will.” Her mouth gaped open in astonishment and then worked up and down as she struggled to speak. “I assure you I won’t.” “I assure you that you will. ↗

— Maya Banks

#humor

Does it hurt now?" he asked, his tone rough and seductive. "No." She shook her head again and sighed, trying to pretend his touch didn't make her uncomfortably wet. He grinned. "So...what's with the heavy breathing? ↗

— Eden Summers

#humor #passion #humor

I opened my mouth to respond, then decided to do that thing where you think before you speak. ↗

— Jessi Kirby

#humor

I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping. ↗

— Victoria Dahl

#romance #humor

They didn't just live with secrets. Secrecy surrounded their entire lives. ↗

— Anthony Horowitz

#secrets #humor

I don’t care what other people think about me. Most people are idiots, and they can think whatever they want. ↗

— Ida Løkås

#humor #idiots #people #think #humor

Dad followed his I’m-So-Disappointed speech with a lecture on career opportunities. “You’re going to study literature and get a job doing what?” he said. “Literaturizing? ↗

— David Sedaris

#humor

I want my life to be about LIVING, not leaving --which is why I'm LEAVING nothing behind. ↗

— Shelley K Wall

#living #living-life-to-the-fullest #humor

And it's not my fault that I have a penchant for good breeding, reasonable intelligence, and passable personal hygiene, not necessarily in that order. ↗

— Kami Garcia

#humor

Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be, to protect yourself. ↗

— Kurt Vonnegut

#humor