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#hum

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #hum




She looked like a head-on collision between a fashion plate and a nightmare. ↗


— L.M. Montgomery


#humor

We're here. We're weird. Get used to it. ↗


— John Yohalem


#humor #pagan #humor

...my soul always reverts to the Old Testament and to Shakespeare. There at least one feels that it's human beings talking. There people hate, people love, people murder their enemy and curse his descendants through all generations, there people sin. ↗


— Søren Kierkegaard


#life

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ↗


— David Bissonette


#love #love

Firen didn’t waste any time setting up the meeting with Egnatious. The following day she was in such a rush to tell me about it that she burst into my room without knocking and found Andrew and me in an intimate and compromising position reminiscent of the game Twister. Also, I cannot confirm or deny if there was food involved. Let’s just say I toppled over in embarrassment, taking Andrew down with me in a great heap. Firen didn’t fare any better, as she nearly knocked herself out when she ran into the doorframe in an attempt to escape. We were both scarred for life, especially after Firen apologized for walking in on our “naked fun time,” which was apparently what Joseph called it. There were some things people should never know, and that was one of them. ↗


— Laura Kreitzer


#fallen-legion #fantasy #fiction #humor #laura-kreitzer

Look out for number one and try not to step in number two. ↗


— Rodney Dangerfield


#humor

I suggest it’s time we head off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Jesus We Are All So Fucked. ↗


— Mira Grant


#humor

Turn left in two hundred feet ” the computerized voice said in a cheery voice. “There is no turn in two hundred feet you bitch ” I yelled toward the screen. “Zoom out.” Nothing happened. “ZOOM. OUT ” I said again louder before the screen responded to the voice-activated command. ↗


— Jenn Bennett


#humor

Please, someone tell me I wouldn‘t be that annoying if I had girlfriends. ↗


— Kim Harrington


#humor

It is my fondest desire to bust a host of caps into multitudes of fleshy personages. ↗


— Bill Willingham


#humor






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