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There's a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire-- He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat And his face in the fish And his big hairy paws In the buttery dish, He's nibbling the noodles, And munching the rice, He's slurping the soda, He's licking the ice. And he lets out a roar If you open the door. And it gives me a scare To know he's in there-- That Polary Bear In our Fridgitydaire. ↗


— Shel Silverstein


#humor

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#cat #humor #humor

Well finish your story anyway." Where was I?" The bubonic plague. The bulldozer was stalled by corpses." Oh, yes. Anyway, one sleepless night I stayed up with Father while he worked. It was all we could do to find a live patient to treat. In bed after bed after bed we found dead people. And Father started giggling," Castle continued. He couldn't stop. He walked out into the night with his flashlight. He was still giggling. He was making the flashlight beam dance over all the dead people stacked outside. He put his hand on my head and do you know what that marvelous man said to me?" asked Castle. Nope." 'Son,' my father said to me, 'someday this will all be yours. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#humor

What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were. ↗


— Wendelin Van Draanen


#men #humor

All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard. ↗


— Margaret Atwood


#humor #humor

My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first ↗


— Douglas Adams


#humor

I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options. ↗


— Neil Gaiman


#humor

One can only tolerate the absolute idiocy of Man for so long before bringing out the bat. ↗


— Dean Hale


#pessimism #humor

Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them? ↗


— Madeleine L'Engle


#sarcasm #humor

Lothaire is very much alive.” “You swear?” “Often. Though not as much as foul-mouthed Regin. I try not to in front of Bertil.” She petted the bat. “I meant—will Lothaire live?” “He will. ↗


— Kresley Cole


#paranormal-romance #humor






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