#hum

The earth is another form of hell, and men are its demons. ↗

— Anonymous

#earth #hell #humans #men

Why do women get more hurt than men? Because men use their brain whereas women use their heart to make a decision. ↗

— Cynthia Rusli

#happiness #human #smile #men

What the hell kind of bed you giving us, anyways? We don't want no pants rabbits. ↗

— John Steinbeck

#men

...maybe he's only a little crazy like painters or composers or... or some of those men in Washington. ↗

— Julian Shellhammer

#kris-kringle #miracle-on- #men

The men who made the joke saw something deep which they could not express except by something silly and emphatic. ↗

— G.K. Chesterton

#humor #humour #language #seriousness #men

The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.' There was a moment of stunned silence. Then my mother spoke slowly, with an edge to her voice. 'I think you mean "wild beasts laying their heads in his lap".' 'Do I? ↗

— Patrick Rothfuss

#breasts #humor #humour #men #sex

Sometimes being a contrary bastard was a real pain. ↗

— Lori Foster

#men

Men and women are hard ore, we do not go to slag in a mere few seasons of forge. ↗

— Ivan Doig

#men

God had the males of the world neatly divided: the can-dos and the no-can-dos. To that he'd added a third category: 'the gandus'. Very few men would make it to the can-do category. ↗

— Shobhaa Dé

#men

Dean: If there is a greater power, why is it he can't get you a new sweater? Jamie: Because, he's too busy looking for your brain. ↗

— Nicholas Sparks

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