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It's the other part I'm not so sure about. You got any advice for me on that, Lucan?" "Sure." The vampire grunted, his smile filled with dark amusement. "Dust off your knees,brother, because you may damn well end up walking on them before the night is through. ↗


— Lara Adrian


#humor #lucan #midnight-breed #humor

I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead. ↗


— Jaclyn Moriarty


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All right," Mom said. She gave Samuel a stern look,"Now I don't know what's going on between you and my daughter and Adam Hauptman-" "Neither do we," I muttered Samuel grinned "We have it pretty well worked out as far as the sex goes. Adam gets it-someday-and I don't. But the rest is still up for negotiation. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#sex #humor

Is there a particular reason you keep biting vampires?" Will touched the dried blood on his wrists, and smiled. "They don't expect it." "Of course they don't. They know what happens when one of us consumes vampire blood. They probably expect you to have more sense." "That expectation never seems to serve them very well, does it? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school. ↗


— Janet Evanovich


#stephanie-plum #humor

It’s alright, Kitten,” Bones said. “He won’t shoot.” Tate lowered his gun, even as the sudden dizziness from blood-loss made me sway. Bones took my gun and casually handed it to Juan, who gapped at him in amazement. “You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that. My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine.” “And well she should have,” Bones agreed. “She’s mine. Kitten, and no one else’s. ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#humor

♪Kyo-kun and Tohru sitting in a tree... K-I-S...♪ - Shigure Sohma ↗


— Natsuki Takaya


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I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me. ↗


— Morrissey


#life #love #lyrics #music #humor

But I did die once. (I don't recommend it.) ↗


— Richelle Mead


#humor

Chuckling, I cried, “I’m sorry.” I pulled even harder and broke loose from his grip, but I fell backwards onto the floor. He slowly stalked towards me, his smile filled with desire and I pointed my hand at him. “Don’t. Behave!” “Don’t behave? I accept your terms of parole.” “That’s not what I meant!” But when my smile broke through, he knew I was lying. ↗


— Devon Ashley


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