#hum

I wasn't fooled. He was avoiding looking at me. "There's nothing to talk about." "I knew you'd say that. Actually, it was a toss-up between that and 'I don't know what you're talking about.'" Dimitri sighed. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#humor #humor

I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ↗

— Geoff Johns

#humor

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #humour #perspective #philosophie #humor

Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#humor

Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#fiction #humor #paranormal #romance #vampire

You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory! ↗

— Georgette Heyer

#men #thoughts #women #humor

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #humor #molly-weasley #humor

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

The Maker of the universe with stars a hundred thousand light-years apart was interested, furious, and very personal about it if a small boy played baseball on Sunday afternoon. ↗

— Sinclair Lewis

#humor #religion #humor

I mean that it's all right to go to bed with an asshole but don't ever have a baby with one. ↗

— David Gilmour

#insight #humor