#hum

...but once more I say do as you please, for we women are born to this burden of being obedient to our husbands, though they be blockheads ↗

— Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

#marriage #women #marriage

It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into the affairs of others from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#inspirational #humor

Give your brain a break and read a book. ↗

— Jeff Lyon

#humor

Because you may be smart, but I’ve been smart longer ↗

— John Green

#humor

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! ↗

— Portal

#humor #inspirational #portal #humor

... sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh. ↗

— Jim Stovall

#inspirational-humor #laugh #humor

Success follows those who champion a cause greater than themselves. ↗

— George Alexiou

#attraction #charity #compassion #empowerment #giving

I naively believe that self-love is 80 percent of the solution, that it helps beyond words to take yourself through the day as you would with your most beloved mental-patient relative, with great humor and lots of small treats. ↗

— Anne Lamott

#inspirational #self-esteem #humor

I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap. ↗

— Cassandra Duffy

#writing-humor #writing-life #humor

Life is a constellation, the individual moments in our lives seem so pointless sometimes; but when you look at the whole picture, you can see that those little moments formed memories. ↗

— Alex Rogers

#inspiration #life #inspirational