#hum

Apollo wanted out. Out of Aphrodite, out of this bathroom, out of this house, and out of this life. ↗

— Marie Phillips

#life

Wer mir den Glauben an die Menschen zurückgibt, gibt mir mein Leben zurück. ↗

— Frank Wedekind

#humanity #life #life

If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver? ↗

— K S Collier

#life

This book is a guide to living life the right way, like the Bible is for crazies and weak people (JK, bro), this book should be to you. ↗

— Eugene Mirman

#life

To the receptive soul the river of life pauseth not, nor is diminished. ↗

— George Eliot

#life

We are poor plants buoyed up by the air-vessels of our own conceit: alas for us, if we get a few pinches that empty us of that windy self-subsistence. ↗

— George Eliot

#life

سأحاول أن أحبك, لا لأنك جدير بهذا الحب ولكن لأنى جدير بأن أنّظف قلبى من كره الأخرين ↗

— Shadi Kamal Kandil

#life-and-living #life

Да се научим най-напред да милейме един за друг, да се жалим, та да се хванем сички ръка за ръка... ↗

— Димитър Талев

#freedom #humanity #life #freedom

Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, "Id she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy." You would totally name her Sassy-baskets, and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassy-baskets against the world! ↗

— Cracked.com

#humor #internet #sassy #zombies #life

I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor! ↗

— Greg Curtis

#humour #life #life