#hum

You just noticed? You're slow... ↗

— Tite Kubo

#humor #manga #weird #humor

It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#humor

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. ↗

— John Buchan

#elicit #greatness #humanity #into #leadership

I'm gonna take a patato chip! AND eat it! ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#food

We are naive and moralistic women. We are human beings who find politics a blight upon the human condition. And do not know how one copes with it except through politics. ↗

— Kate Millett

#blight #condition #copes #except #find

We are all cells in the same body of humanity. ↗

— Peace Pilgrim

#cells #humanity #same

If there were a clear prospect that such evils were part of a barbarian past, then at least we might find a small crumb of comfort. No such prospect exists: no scientific analysis can even remotely answer or account for past and present horrors of human behaviour. ↗

— Simon Conway Morris

#analysis #answer #barbarian #behaviour #clear

Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it. ↗

— Criss Jami

#challenging #challenging-authority #comedian #comedic #comedy

And when all feels hopeless, remember that you are in charge of what goes into your body, you don't answer to anyone, and you are allowed to eat anything you want. Often just knowing we can eat whatever we want is enough to keep us from eating whatever we want. We're so rebellious. ↗

— Rory Freedman

#diet