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Some of the best friends we have are books. Why? Well, they belong usually to our relaxed armchair hours. They come only if chosen; hence they suit the mood or the taste, whether for humor, fantasy, adventure or mystery. In a trice they can take us with them to far places and other times. Best of all, they don't talk back or force themselves upon us, but, like patient, loving friends, wait until we give them our attention. And always, they are as near as our bookshelf when we need them. ↗


— Esther Baldwin York


#reading #humor

Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #woe #age

Shuck it,” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with twice this pain.” Thomas shrugged. “I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now. ↗


— James Dashner


#minho #pony-lover #scorch-trials #humor

Operation 'forget bossy werewolf guy' has been green-lighted?" Sally asked. Jen covered her face and groaned at Sally's words. "Did you seriously just say that? Operation forget bossy werewolf guy? Really, Sally?" Sally nodded in all seriousness. "Well, if you're going to call our night out an operation – and you know how I love ops– at least get it right. It's operation 'forget freaking fine, brooding, bossy werewolf guy'," Jen supplied. "Good call. ↗


— Quinn Loftis


#just-one-drop #love

I never want to be apart from you,” he said. “I’m going to buy an island and take you there. A ship will come once a month with supplies. The rest of the time it will be just the two of us, wearing leaves and eating exotic fruit and making love on the beach . . .” You’d start a produce export business and organize a local economy within a month,” she said flatly. Harry groaned as he recognized the truth of it. “God. Why do you tolerate me?” Poppy grinned and slid her arms around his neck. “I like the side benefits,” she told him. “And really, it’s only fair since you tolerate me. ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#romance #business

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
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— Jarod Kintz


#clone #funny #humor #love #age

Jack might look my age, but he was like a little kid on a sugar high --- in need of a good spanking. --- Good heavens, that sounded creepy. ↗


— Kiersten White


#humorous #jack #age

You are mortal. You age, you die. If that is not hell, pray tell me, what is? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #death #humans #life #mortal

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th. ↗


— Scott Adams


#humor #marriage #business

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does. ↗


— Steuart Henderson Britt


#business #commerce #humor #marketing #business






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