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You barbarians!' he yelled. 'I'll sue the council for every penny it's got! I'll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled...until...until...until...until you've had enough.' Ford was running after him. Very very fast. 'And then I will do it again!' yelled Arthur, 'And when I've finished I will take all the little bits, and I will jump on them! ↗


— Douglas Adams


#humor #science-fiction #violence #humor

The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it. ↗


— Dudley Moore


#humor

If you can try to nap where someone's sitting, Although there is another empty chair, Then rub against his ankle without quitting Until he rises from your favorite lair; If you can whine and whimper by a portal Until the bolted door is opened wide, Then howl as if you've got a wound that's mortal Until he comes and lets you back inside; If you can give a guest a nasty spiking, But purr when you are petted by a thief; If you can find the food not to your liking Because they put some cheese in with the beef; If you can leave no proffered hand unbitten, And pay no heed to any rule or ban, then all will say you are a Cat, my kitten. And -- which is more -- you'll make a fool of Man! ↗


— Henry N. Beard


#humor #rudyard-kipling #food

It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested. ↗


— Tom Upton


#life #young-adult #intelligence

There is no doubt that in exchanging a self-centered for a selfless life we gain enormously in self-esteem. The vanity of the selfless, even those who practice utmost humility, is boundless. ↗


— Eric Hoffer


#life

Even now - in the final hour of my life - I'm falling in love again. ↗


— Morrissey


#love #lyrics #music #humor

In life, you have a choice to be better or bitter. ↗


— Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha


#humanity #ifeanyi #iho #inspirational #life

The Catholic wisdom of the people... provides reasons for joy and humor even in the midst of a very hard life. ↗


— The Catholic Church


#humor #joy #piety #life

I made that up. You know Marcus. He got lost once in his own museum. ↗


— Rob MacGregor


#movies #humor

Most people are bad with names. I have learned a trick: Make them laugh and they will never forget you. ↗


— Mike Thompson


#life #life






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