#hum

My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm. ↗

— Mike Tyson

#humor

I don't know what it is about the french language, it seems to be scared of coming out of the mouth so it comes out the nose instead. ↗

— P.D.Q. Bach

#humor #humor

A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Human material seems to have one major defect: it does not like to be considered merely as human material. It finds it hard to endure the feeling that it must resign itself to passive acceptance of changes introduced from above. ↗

— Czeslaw Milosz

#acceptance #changes #considered #defect #does

Don’t overplay your part – underplay your part. That’s the way to play it effectively. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor. ↗

— Liza Minelli

#enormously #gave #great #humor #me

I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#women #humor

Charna's Guts! ↗

— Darren Shan

#mr-crepsley #humor

Mister..." "Wrexion." Chase supplied with great dignity. "Mr.Hugh G. Wrexion. ↗

— Julie Anne Long

#humor

For what good turn? Messenger: For the best turn of the bed. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#humor