#humor

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom ↗

— George Carlin

#age

Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ↗

— Pope John XXIII

#humor #wine #age

All I need is your love. And money. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #money #age

We were all so young that there were no lines on our faces to read between. ↗

— Phyllis Theroux

#humor #age

PIGEON MY ARSE! ↗

— Sarah Waters

#humor #anger

Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream. ↗

— Charles Baxter

#humor #ice-cream #art

If at first you do succed, try to hide your astonishment! ↗

— Harry F. Banks

#humor

An eye for an eye my friend. ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#death #eye #fiction #friend #humor

When will it begin, anyway?" Sirus held his gaze for a moment, his eyes full of concern- a concern that Joss didn't understand. "Probably sooner than you're ready for." "When's that?" "Well." Sirus sighed, as if doing the math in his head."It'll take us about three minutes to gather this stuff and get to the cabin, and another two or three for Abraham to realize you're here. So I'd say you have about seven more minutes of freedom left. ↗

— Heather Brewer

#humore #joos #sirus #freedom

Hey, uh, you know. Um. If you’re alive, uh, call me." I looked at the screen and said, "It's Jane." I closed the phone, thinking, Lame. I am so lame. ↗

— Faith Hunter

#humor #worrying #death