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Mr. Sand, do you think it's possible to fall in love in the space of a single day?" He smiled. "I wouldn't know. I only fall in love at night. Never lasts beyond breakfast, though. ↗


— Tessa Dare


#sarcastic-humor #humor

Yes, we have different viewpoints represented among us," she continued. "Yes, we have a displacer in our number, and a half giant, and a seedman who publicly disgraced us." "She's talking about you," Drake muttered to Nollin, loud enough to draw a laugh. "No, Drake, I'm talking about you," Farfalee corrected. ↗


— Brandon Mull


#brandon #delegation #humor #mull #rebellion

Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind. ↗


— Paula Wall


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He is the dark prince. The all-powerful one. The leader of the creatures of the night." Then Meena said, "I'm confused then. I thought the prince of darkness was the devil." [......] "Wait," Meena said, blinking. " Are you saying....." "Yes," Alaric said. "That is exactly what I'm saying." Jon looked blank. "I don't understand. Is he the devil or not?" "Lucien Antonescu," Alaric said. "is a vampire. Not just any vampire, but the ruler of all vampires. ↗


— Meg Cabot


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He was unmistakably sipping iced tea with the hatters and the hares. ↗


— Tony Vigorito


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When did this fiend strike last?" Ah . . . The last report was from the Dominican Republic. That was, let me see, two nights ago." Dominican Republic! Why in the world would he go there?" Exactly what I would like to know. ↗


— Anne Rice


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The bloated colonel: "Now, where were we? Read me back the last line." " 'Read me back my last line.' " read back the corporal who could take shorthand. ↗


— Joseph Heller "Catch-


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Stop it. This is me, remember? We've been thrown up by the same puppies. - Ossin ↗


— Robin McKinley


#puppies #humor

Love goes together with acceptance ↗


— Dillis Tembo


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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. ↗


— Shepherd Mead


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