#humor

It’s a little early in our relationship for us to be ‘surmounting,’ but, hey, I’m game if you are. I’ll even let you be on top.” He looked directly at me, a coy smile playing on his lips. ↗

— Stacey Marie Brown

#humor #paranormal-romance #quotes #stacey-marie-brown #relationship

Revolting’ was the last word I ever spoke as someone who’d never kissed a girl. ↗

— David Mitchell

#relationships #relationship

If you feel trapped in a situation and are complaining about it, figure out how to untrap yourself and stop complaining. Save your energy for further figuring out and when there is an increase in courage. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

Isn’t it amazing how you can actually remember things? Where are they when you’re not remembering them? ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

You could lead your life as if the whole world were watching you on TV, or you could lead your life as if no one is watching you – same thing. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

The French always make our sort happy because, like us, they know how to love, they're just as good at playing the accordion, and they've made a real art of their inability to bake proper bread. ↗

— Saša Stanišić

#french #humor #self-deprecating #serbian #to-love

Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#music

Decided to put aside ethnic differences in the cause of making more money. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #money

Disco's are tricky. You look a total wally if you dance too early but after one crucial song tips the disco over, you look a sad saddo if you don't. ↗

— David Mitchell

#disco #humor #music #music

I took your name when I took those vows I meant 'em back then and I mean 'em right now. ↗

— The Band Perry

#music-lyrics #relationships #music