#humor

Don't think about the mistakes you made yesterday, think about the mistakes you'll make tomorrow. ↗

— Grace Maury

#inspirational #inspirational

Karma is quite a resilient fellow. No matter what...he'll come back time after time and bite you right back in your assets!:) Timothy Pina ↗

— Timothy Pina

#inspirational #inspirational

See. I told you I would get that boy to the alter eventually. All I had to do was pretend I was a loon. ↗

— Olivia Parker

#inspirational-life #love #inspirational

Az me hot gelt, iz men klug un shain un men ken gut zingen If you have money, you are wise and good-looking and can sing well too ↗

— Yiddish expression

#yiddish #men

You know,” Flynn said, pausing to look over the brim of the glasses at him, “when you start shouting „soundproof booth!‟ I can pretty much tell you‟re thinking about me.” “As long as the „what‟ remains a mystery, I‟ll die a happy man,” Jerry said. ↗

— Sarah Madison

#humor #men

It was like... it was like women were made to do that to men. Like men were made with a big soft spot, and no matter how tough they got they couldn't protect themselves there. Like maybe, when God took that rib from the man to make the woman, the way the priests told it from their Scripture books, He left a hole in the man. One that she could always slide into. And the man couldn't stop her doing it, either. ↗

— George Bryan Polivka

#men

‎''Generally, the rain is the thing which makes everything in my life nicer than it is. Love, sleep, long walks with beloved... I’m just wondering, why it’s not raining anytime when I have dinner with my mother… ↗

— Amer Jaganjac

#inspirational #inspirational

Just. Plain. [Fu*king.] Grilled. Swordfish. ↗

— Howard Schultz

#inspirational #inspirational

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#inspirational #life #life-philosophy #philosophy #wisdom

When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade. ↗

— B. Fox

#inspirational #inspirational