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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humor
Oh, no. This has "marriage" written all over it. Travis, read my lips: remember that Fellini film with the prostitute who says that every new sunrise makes her a virgin? It doesn't work that way with me. Even the sun thinks I'm a slut. ↗
Mothers! They promise you they'll never get married again, and next thing you know you're a bridesmaid. ↗
I naively believe that self-love is 80 percent of the solution, that it helps beyond words to take yourself through the day as you would with your most beloved mental-patient relative, with great humor and lots of small treats. ↗
I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap. ↗
Ah, yes- 'God is love' and all that rot. Tell me, have you ever really stopped to think about what that means? Love is cruel. Love is vicious. Love inspires people to kill, to maim, to torture. Love ruins lives, fells cities, destroys civilizations. If you ask me, love's not all it's cracked up to be. But then, you shouldn't have to ask me - you should only have to reflect on where love has gotten you." - Lilith ↗
In writing, as in life, there'll always be that one person throwing roses when everyone else is throwing tomatoes; make that person the one who matters. ↗
How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice? ↗
