#humor

Don't count your owls before they are delivered. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor #inspirational #humor

Life is like a recycling center, where all the concerns and dramas of humankind get recycled back and forth across the universe. But what you have to offer is your own sensibility, maybe your own sense of humor or insider pathos or meaning. All of us can sing the same song, and there will still be four billion different renditions. ↗

— Anne Lamott

#life #humor

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law. ↗

— Chris Rock

#humor

Writing is my passion, not my job. I need to write as much as I need to breathe, if not more. ↗

— A.E. Croft

#humorous #inspirational #writing #inspirational

Things will happen that you can’t prevent, things will fall apart that you can’t hold together, but ultimately you’re shaping yourself and that final product speaks volumes about who you really are, not what people see you as or what you want to be. ↗

— Erik Tomblin

#fear #future #humor #inspirational #life-lessons

Sometimes, there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day. ↗

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

#inspirational #humor

You'll enjoy it. There is much you can learn from books and scrolls," said Jeod. He gestured at the walls. "These books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life." "It sounds intriguing," admitted Eragon. "Always the scholar, aren't you?" asked Brom. Jeod shrugged. "Not anymore. I'm afraid I've degenerated into a bibliophile. ↗

— Christopher Paolini

#humor

Imagination, not intelligence, made us human. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#inspirational #humor

I don’t want to be a supermodel; I want to be a role model. ↗

— Queen Latifah

#inspirational #modeling #models #role-models #supermodels

It occurs to me that our survival may depend upon our talking to one another. ↗

— Dan Simmons

#inspirational #networking #humor