#humor

I'll let you in on a secret. I don't drink coffee." I genuinely gasped in horror. "The devil you say. Java is the nectar of the gods. I don't know if I can be with a man who doesn't drink coffee." I knew there was something sinister about him. I had no idea it would be that bad. ↗

— Charlie Cochet

#humor

God probably thinks it’s worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us. ↗

— Allison Pearson

#love

Lastly, say to me, if you can, with feelings as tender as mine for you: my dear Beelzebub, I adore you... ↗

— Jacques Cazotte

#love

I am the Captain of my own life. ↗

— Lexis De Rothschild

#fiction #humor #novella #offbeat #page-turner

But Rosa soon made the discovery that Miss Twinkleton didn't read fairly. She cut the love-scenes, interpolated passages in praise of female celibacy, and was guilty of other glaring pious frauds. ↗

— Charles Dickens

#humor #love

The Bat Phone to the Universe," some kind of Iva-only, open-round-the-clock special channel to the divine. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

#love

We survived, Ellie, we survived. ↗

— John Marsden

#inpirational #love #love

If only Myrtle would pay attention to the Boy's Own Journal, Blackwood's Magazine, etc., she would know that these creatures were Threls, who come from a worldlet called Threlfall on the far side of the asteroid belt. This Threlfall is a cheerless, chilly spot, and the whole history and religion of the Threls has been concerened with their quest to knit a nice woolly coverlet for it. ↗

— Philip Reeve

#aliens #astroid #humor #planet #plantets

Oh get over yourself, so you can kill people, I could shoot you in your face if I wanted to, anyone can do what you do! ↗

— Holly Hood

#love #love

Laurie: Besides marrying for love is vastly over-rated. There will be no guarantees that love will last. But a million dollars lasts a long time if you invest it properly ↗

— Carol Grace

#love