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Of course, if 40% of women need oxytocin to progress normally, then something is wrong with the definition of normal. ↗

— Henci Goer

#doctor #humor #statistics #humor

We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as ludo was actually a game called gin rummy, and what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis. Once we started playing by one consistent set of rules, though, the fun was really over. ↗

— Graham Parke

#philosophy #relationships #humor

Oh, so gross, the underwear department. There was a lady right there, holding a bra! Out in the open! Oh, my God- was she crazy? Ari turned away and kept walking, fast. ↗

— James Patterson Schools Out- Forever

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Worry:Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. ↗

— Dean Ing

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The human brain is like a freight car, guaranteed to carry a certain capacity but often running empty. ↗

— Lorraine Gokul

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Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana. ↗

— Michelle Marcos

#humor #romance #humor

There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats. ↗

— David Gemmell

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Here, child, said Mae hastily Hide your eyes. Boys? Are you decent? What'd you put on to swim in? I got Winnie Foster in the house? For goodness sake ma said Jesse emerging from the stairwell . You think were going to march around in our altogether with Winnie Foster in the house? And Miles behind him sain we just jumped in with our clothes on too tired to shed them It was true. They stood there side by side with their wet clothes plastered to their skins, little pools of water collecting at their feet. ↗

— Natalie Babbitt

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A woman's touch?!' he repeated, 'What is he thinking hermano? Stukeley frowned. ''Captain doesn't know whether it's dinnertime or doomsday, mate. That's the state Lady Losckwood's got him in.We'be tried to talk some sense into him, but it just goes in one ear and out the other. IT's not as if he had much of an attention span to begin with, but since Lady Muck came on to the scene... ↗

— Justin Somper

#stukeley #vamirates #humor

Luke rose to his feet. "I'm taking five minutes for some air. I'll be back. " He felt them watching him as he made his way to the front doorsall of them, even Amatis. Senhor Monteverde whispered something to his wife in Portuguese; Luke caught "lobo", the word for "wolf", in the stream of words. They probably think I'm going outside to run in circles and bark at the moon. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #luke #humor