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Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on music, but literally books full of sheet music. Fascinating reading. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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Twelve days wil be heaps of time. You don't want to over-reherse these things, otherwise you lose that rough edge ↗

— Michael Gerard Bauer

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The middle son gets a magic donkey. When you shout the word: "Bricklebrit!", it spews gold pieces out of... And I quote: ... its front and back. Yes, folks. Thing I Love #4: the Bricklebrit Donkey. You shout a word, and gold comes flying out its butt. Fairy tales don't get much better than that. ↗

— Sarah Beth Durst

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Lydia: What the devil do you mean by creeping up on me? You're suppose to be in a brothel. Vere: I lied. I can't believe you fell for the old going-to-a-brothel ruse. You didn't even look out the window to make sure I'd gone away. ↗

— Loretta Chase

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Stone growled and stepped toward Dad, fangs bared. That’s a good gargoyle. Take a bite out of Daddy for me. ↗

— Devon Monk

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What part of you is dead, my daughter?” I didn’t know—my sense of humor maybe? ↗

— Devon Monk

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The pillow was heaven feathers in six-hundred-count cotton joy. ↗

— Devon Monk

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And you thought that rock was just ugly,” Shame said. “It’s ugly and powerful.” “No wonder you like it so much. Birds of a feather . . . ” Terric mumbled ↗

— Devon Monk

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I was reminded of the time I got a free upgrade to first class, where I sat right next to Sean Connery. Tongue-tied, I couldn't think of a thing to say besides, "You're Sean Connery," of which presumably he was aware. ↗

— Lionel Shriver

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But you have read Madame Bovary?' (I'd never heard of her books.) 'No. ↗

— David Mitchell

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