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The tree man eulogized them by screaming, 'And now get the hell out of here with your tree, you lousy bastards.' Francie had heard swearing since she had heard words. Obscenity and profanity had no meaning as such among those people. They were emotional expressions of inarticulate people with small vocabularies; they made a kind of dialect. The phrases could mean many things according to the expression and tone used in saying them. So now, when Francie heard themselves called lousy bastards, she smiled tremulously at the kind man. She knew that he was really saying, 'Good-bye--God bless you. ↗


— Betty Smith


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Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit. ↗


— John Prine


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there is only one type of people on this planet: morons there are, however, two types of morons : one knows and the other is in denial ↗


— L. F. Aday


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There, I was just a secretary-shaped confederation of atoms, fighting the inevitability of mediocrity and decay. But here, in the Juliaverse... energy was never lost, merely converted from one form to another. Here, I took butter and cream and meat and eggs and I made delicious sustenance. ↗


— Julie Powell


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He tugged on an imaginary rope,somewhere on the level of his ear, and then jerked his neck to one side, tongue protruding, eyes bulging. As quick pantomimes went, it was disturbing. And then he let go of the rope and smiled his familiar grin. Would you like some potato salad? ↗


— Neil Gaiman


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What did people do before they could go online and find answers to secret problems? Oh right, they killed themselves ↗


— Davida Wills Hurwin


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Lesly: I don't think you're insane.  Jackie-O: You don't?  Lesly: No.  Jackie-O: You don't think I'm an eensie weensie bit insane?  Lesly: I don't think you're insane. I think you're just spoiled.  Jackie-O: Oh please, if everyone around here is going to start telling the truth, I'm going to bed. ↗


— Wendy Macleod


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The house seemed to have all the comforts of little Children, dirt and litter. ↗


— Jane Austen


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All yours, sweetheart,” Smithe added. “And Steele, I’m talking to Donovan. If there was ever anything sweet about you the Polar ice caps might melt. ↗


— Cheyenne McCray


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I'm a sucker for a guy with a big organ. ↗


— Marc Acito


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