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I had never seen so much hair on a man. It covered all of his face and grew way down to his chest, maybe lower, but he didn't have hair where it counted, on top of his head. ↗

— John Lame Deer

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You gotta be cool. That's all. Remain refrigerated. ↗

— Donn Pearce

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The Ten Worst Songs to Strip To: 1. That Midnight Oil song about aborigines ↗

— Diablo Cody

#stripping #humor

..Di pelem-pelem, sepasang muda-mudi itu digambarin sebagai sepasang kekasih yang saling setia, sehidup semati. Romeo idup, Juliet mati. Juliet mati, Romeo tahlil. ↗

— Jabogar

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Shit, the fun's over. The bad guys called the cops." -Micah ↗

— Kampar

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I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.” -Grandma Mazur ↗

— Janet Evanovich

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Siapakah yang dapat menjelaskan dengan memuaskan apa yang menyebabkan kita tersenyum atau tertawa? Gerak bibir yang menyunggingkan senyum atau gerak otot yang menggerakkan bibir, bahkan juga mulut dan rahang kita yang membentuk tawa: apakah itu semua suatu fenomena fisik atau lebih daripada itu? ---"Kita dan Humor", Kompas, Mei 1996 ↗

— Umar Kayam

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Poetry is the purest form of insanity. ↗

— Augusta Jane Evans

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Aiden already knew he should say his last prayers now. Lex was going to kill him. Slowly. *** She was going to kill him. Slowly. Lex sat on the sidelines watching the last game of the night. She hated sitting out, but she had to take her turn. ↗

— Camy Tang

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Nathan always believed his wife was trying to poison him but he didn't seem to mind. He said it made life kind of exciting. ↗

— L.M. Montgomery

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