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A full-out rebellion would take a major amount of luck and coordination. The Tech Nos and Domotor looked at me, waiting. No one else would be able to organize both sides. I drew in a deep breath. We had the technology, the intelligence and the people—put enough sheep together and you have a herd, a force to be reckoned with. We needed a leader. ↗


— Maria V. Snyder


#inspirational #humor

Chic, is first, when you don't have to prove you have money, either because you have a lot and it doesn't matter or because you don't have any and it doesn't matter. Chic is not aspirational. Chic is the most impossible thing to define. Luxury is a humorless thing, largely, and when humor happens in luxury it happens involuntarily. Chic is all about humor. Which means chic is about intelligence. And there has to be oddness-- most luxury is conformist, and chic cannot be. Chic must be polite and not incommode others, but within that it can be as weird as it wants. ↗


— Luca Turin


#parfum #perfume #humor

I find that socialism is often misunderstood by its least intelligent supporters and opponents to mean simply unrestrained indulgence of our natural propensity to heave bricks at respectable persons. ↗


— George Bernard Shaw


#intelligence

...When a man first awakens, it sometimes takes several moments before he starts thinking clearly." "And here I thought it took several years, perhaps a lifetime for the average man's intellect to kick in. ↗


— Karen Marie Moning


#gwen #humor #intellect #karen-marie-moning #kiss-of-the-highlander

Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no sense of humor. ↗


— J.D. Salinger


#humor

Perriwickturned to Penelope as he set the tray down on a table. "If I might be so bold, my lady-" "Perriwick!" Blake roared. "If I hear the phrase 'if I might be so bold' one more time, as God is my witness, I'm going to toss you into the channel!" "Oh dear," Penelope said. "Perhaps he does have the fever, after all.Perriwick , what do you think?" The butler reached for Blake's forehead, only to have his hand nearly bitten off. "Touch me and die," Blake snarled. ↗


— Julia Quinn


#comedy #humor #humor

Great idea," I said. "Call the police. Call the fucking police. ↗


— Ava Gardner


#fighting #frank-sinatra #humor #police #humor

I'm concealing a lot of things. That's what a lady does. ↗


— Kerry Greenwood


#humor

Oh My God," I blurted, grabbing onto Phin as we faced the open bedroom door. "It's the axe murderer." "I doubt he would knock," she said, but she was whispering, too, and didn't move away from me. ↗


— Rosemary Clement-Moore


#humor

It's only life. We all get through it. ↗


— Dean Koontz


#life #living #survival #humor






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