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This is the moment I have dreaded, the very reason why we kept running, even when it seemed hopeless. We all seemed to believe if we kept running, we would never die. But what exactly had we been hoping to find in the end? A magical place where the infection hadn't spread? A castle surrounded by gumdrops and cotton candy? ↗


— Jen Naumann


#paranormal #zombies #life

She hated using airplane toilets. She was always afraid the plane would choose the exact moment she was most defenseless to crash, and she'd spend her final seconds of life spiraling toward earth with her bottom bare to the world. ↗


— Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#phoebe #life

We're all guilty of saying insincere things at one point or another, if only just to make the moment not totally suck as much as it truly does. ↗


— Jen Naumann


#paranormal #zombies #life

What thought or message would you put into a fortune cookie? Get up, stop reading this and live your life ↗


— Ranna


#life

Gravity disappears again, and we rise up off the floor like spooks from a grave. It's like the Rapture in here every thirty seconds. ↗


— Mary Roach


#science #life

[C]hildren were a much more difficult audience than adults because no on had yet had a chance to teach them that it was better to be polite than honest. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#humor #life-lessons #life

Life - with or without softener- is hard ↗


— Kate Papas


#divorce #greece #humor #international #marriage

He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes. ↗


— Erin McCarthy


#life-philosophy #life

His question is pretty dangerous for me to try to answer, so I don’t—it continues to hang out there like the stained underwear at a slumber party that goes unclaimed. ↗


— Jen Naumann


#humorous-quotations #ya #young-adult-fiction #zombies #life

Mrs Loudon was even more successful than her husband thanks to a single work, Practical Instructions in Gardening for Ladies, published in 1841, which proved to be magnificently timely. It was the first book of any type ever to encourage women of elevated classes to get their hands dirty and even to take on a faint glow of perspiration. This was novel almost to the point of eroticism. Gardening for Ladies bravely insisted that women could manage gardening independent of male supervision if they simply observed a few sensible precautions – working steadily but not too vigorously, using only light tools, never standing on damp ground because of the unhealthful emanations that would rise up through their skirts. ↗


— Bill Bryson


#humor #home






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