#humor

Some people call me sick and twisted. I feel that I'm neither; I am instead a Romantic. ↗

— Kenzie Western

#romanticism #sick-humor #twisted #humor

Gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s greatest underutilized romantic resource. ↗

— John Green

#john-green #nerds #romance #humor

Mostly harmless ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor

there is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up? ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #humor

Um, uh, gah. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#love #percy-jackson #humor

I had learned that you should always shout louder than your aggressor. ↗

— Marjane Satrapi

#young_adult #humor

Idiot. I told you not to fight the horse thing. ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#humor

I say, look at the melons on that lass,” Ian exclaimed, his gaze now on the TV. “And hung like a stallion, he is.” “Focus, mate,” Spade muttered. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#ian #porn #humor

That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#severus-snape #humor

People can be teachers and idiots; they can be philosophers and idiots; they can be politicians and idiots... in fact I think they have to be... a genius can be an idiot. The world is largely run for and by idiots; it is no great handicap in life and in certain areas is actually a distinct advantage and even a prerequisite for advancement. ↗

— Iain Banks

#humor