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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humor
Student: why do dumb people ignore wise people. Teacher: Because, the dumb people believe they are the wise people. ↗
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it. ↗
In an angry fit, my mother had called him an airhead, who couldn't find his brain even if it came knocking on his door. ↗
As for my brothers,' Zeus said, 'we are thankful -' he cleared his throat, like the words were hard to get out - 'erm, thankful for the aid of Hades.' The Lord of the Dead nodded. He had a smug look on his face, but I figure he'd earned the right. He patted his son Nico on the shoulders, and Nico looked happier than I'd ever seen him. ↗
#humor-inspirational #inspirational #nico-di-angelo #pay-back #zeus
Going to the gym...all those people who always told me that you get addicted to it, that endorphins kick in, that eventually you crave it and look forward to it are sick lying ****s and I want to choke them with a protein bar and pummel them about the head with a bottle of SmartWater. ↗
It's really a very simple arrangement, little mother. He fully understands that either they get healthy, or he gets sick. That sort of encourages him to do his best. ↗
I told you growing starts from the inside first, honey, and in that way, you've been growing like wildfire. ↗
